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Feed: FUNNY AND JOKES
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Golf Joke: Nasty Left Hook
12-Jul-10
John's not a great golfer - in fact, he stinks. But he's always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as he's throwing his clubs in the car. "Did you tee off on the 17th hole about 20 minutes [...]
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Joe Biden Jokes
26-Mar-10
What can I say, the guy's a friggen jokester's dream. He's a big <friggen> deal right? For those of you living under a rock, he introduced the President at the health bill signing a few days ago. Vice-President Biden whispered to Obama that the passage of health care reform was a "Big fu***ng deal." [...]
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Wii Jokes
18-Feb-10
I love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you'll find in this post. I'm sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done...
Top 3 Signs You're Playing Too Much Nintendo Wii
You adjust your [...]
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Advice From Dad
16-Feb-10
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"
His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know, son."
The boy sat quietly from another [...]
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Valentine’s Day Jokes
01-Feb-10
February 14th is right around the corner, which means it's time for a few misguided Valentine's Day Jokes to poke fun at the day Cupid makes his rounds poking people in the butt with painful arrows and such. Rather than bore you with a bunch of babbling, we'll get right to the funny jokes.
Top 5 [...]
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Japanese Have 1Upped The Snuggie
05-Jan-10
Leave it to those Asians to 1-up everything in existance, and the Snuggie is no exception. Not sure how this is gonna go over at the Paris Fashion Week, though there's definately potential here. For those that don't speak Japanese, we'll translate a bit of it after the jump.
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My Horse Tastes Just Like Raisins
05-Jan-10
Yahoo! Answers is always full of interesting, sometimes rediculous questions that are just begging to get laughed at. This morning I came across one that did just that, some guy wondering why his horse tastes like raisins. Our advice, never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
This has us wondering, are there any real questions [...]
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Tiger Woods Crash Jokes
04-Dec-09
Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to shamelessly capitalize on that.
Look, I'm a golf fan and of all golfers - Woods is perhaps the guy I have had the [...]
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Tiger Woods Accident Photo
02-Dec-09
One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods got into his car accident. Obviously, we don't lay claim to the authenticity or anything - but it looks pretty real to us.
On that note, I got into my car this morning and got a [...]
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The Economy Is So Bad…
16-Aug-09
In the spirit of Yo Mama jokes, F&J brings you a whole new spin on the idea. What is it you ask? Nothing short of the best (top 10) crappy economy jokes we could find. Many of these were sent in by our faithful readers, and we appreciate it. Really. Enjoy.
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