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A Man Walks Into A Bar With An Alligator On A Leash
03-Feb-12 By: F&J Staff
The bartender says "You can't have that thing in here! Get out!" The guy says "It's okay, this Alligator is highly trained. Just give me a few seconds and I'll show you." The bartender, intrigued, gives him the go-ahead. The man gingerly lifts the alligator up onto a table. By this point, everybody in the [...]
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Those Dirty Pirates
14-Jan-12 By: F&J Staff
A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs.'' ''Whatcha mean? my sexual needs?'' ''Well, you stick your willy in the hole and [...]
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What A Scary Flight
13-Jan-12 By: F&J Staff
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. There are murmurs among the passengers, [...]
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Getting Bank of America By The Balls
22-Nov-11 By: F&J Staff
A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the [...]
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The Eskimo and Scotsman
03-Nov-11 By: F&J Staff
One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him. Upon inspecting the smoking engine, the Scot proclaims to [...]
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The Not So Stupid Monkey
27-Oct-11 By: F&J Staff
A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole. "Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. [...]
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Harvard vs. Yale
13-Sep-11 By: F&J Staff
Two gentleman walked into the men's locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his hands--while the Yale man walked towards the door. The Harvard man looked at the Yale man disapprovingly. "At Harvard, we [...]
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And God Created Woman
29-Aug-11 By: F&J Staff
One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?" Adam looked up to God ad said "I'm lonely, Father. I have no one to talk to." So God said "Then I shall give [...]
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Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth
03-Jun-11 By: F&J Staff
One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor's kid - Little Johnny. The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat [...]
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The Compassionate Lawyer
23-May-11 By: F&J Staff
Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody's yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them, "Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?" asks the [...]
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